(Source: fyeahparanoidparrot)
(Source: fyeahparanoidparrot)
Uggghhh I hate this. But it is so true. “Yes mom I had to drive all the way to Wendys to have a CHOCOLATE FROSTY or else...
I know I suck at updating these things. I even suck at updating my FB with pics. What happened during the past week?...
BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I’VE STATED I JUST LIKE WOMEN AND WILL NOT BE SEXING IT UP WITH MEN I AM STILL PREGNANT EVERY OTHER...